We Required to Discuss This Wild 1980 s L.A. Rams Rap Tune

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We Required to Discuss This Wild 1980 s L.A. Rams Rap Tune

This LA Rams Video from 1985 Is So Unreasonable and Perfect

The Rams are going to the Super Bowl! We’re delighted since they’re the home town group, sure, however likewise since their success appears to have activated the Cheeto in Chief And now the news has actually brought this deep web gem into our lives.

Please take pleasure in the 1985 rap(?) tune “Let’s Ram It.”

” If you do it perfect, you can Ram all of it night,” the group of then gamers carrying out the tune intone.

It’s not precisely clear if the lyrics were actually meant to be so … sexual, however wow is that how they sound. There is likewise extremely stiff, unpleasant dancing around the group’s old Anaheim arena, a saxophone solo, and visitor looks by cheerleaders with hair teased to genuinely gravity-defying heights.

Below, the complete text of this masterwork of wordplay, thanks to Genius

Chorus

Ram it. If you understand how to Ram it, simply Ram it

We understand how to Ram it

We’ll be rocking L.A., so let’s Ram it today. Simply Ram it

We’re going to Ram it. Simply Ram it. Everyone Ram it

We’ll be rocking L.A., so let’s Ram it today. Simply Ram it

Ram it

Jackie Slater

I’m Huge Bad Jackie and I’m beginning us off

The Rams coming down so no one’s soft

And do not you stress cuz the Rams are rappin’

When video game time comes we’ll return to zappin’

We can’t sing and our dance is not quite

However we’ll do our finest for the group and the city

So get on your feet and clap your hands

Let’s Ram it today with the L.A. Rams

Nolan Cromwell

Hollywood Hanson, Dodge City hard

If you toss it my method, it’s gon na get rough

I like to Ram it as you can see

No one likes Rammin’ anymore than me

Gary Jeter

They call me Jeter, no one gowns sweeter

However under this cool is a quarterback mistreater

I originate from completion, searching for the sack

I do not stop coming up until I put them on their back

Norwood Vann

This is Limo Willie, my relocations resemble dreams

They call me the devil on unique groups

I understand how to hurry from the toes to the head

When I shoot, I’ll knock you dead

Dennis Harrah

I’m a mountain male from West VA

They call me Herc and I pertained to play

I discovered long back to ram it perfect

You can ram all of it day and ram all of it night

Chorus

Ram it. If you understand how to Ram it, simply Ram it

We understand how to Ram it

We’ll be rocking L.A., so let’s Ram it today. Simply Ram it

We’re going to Ram it. Simply Ram it. Everyone Ram it

We’ll be rocking L.A., so let’s Ram it today. Simply Ram it

Ram it

David Hill

This is Huge Daddy Hill have a look at my stock

I capture what they toss to me and I like to obstruct

I fast off the line as I can be

Cuz I do not desire Penis running over me

Jim Collins

This is Babyface, and I do not yield

I’m a taking on fool on the football field

From the Jersey Coast to Malibu Bay

If you perform at me you’ll have a bad day

Ron Brown

This is RB, you understand Speedball Brown

The fastest male in the entire damn town

Cars and trucks and girls belong of his creed

However more than that, I feel the requirement for speed

Tony Hunter

This is Catcher out to walk

With tones on, I can capture a BB in the dark

So now you’re prepared and I make sure you will concur

Ramming is run when you Ram with me

Chorus

Ram it. If you understand how to Ram it, simply Ram it

We understand how to Ram it

We’ll be rocking L.A., so let’s Ram it today. Simply Ram it

We’re going to Ram it. Simply Ram it. Everyone Ram it

We’ll be rocking L.A., so let’s Ram it today. Simply Ram it

Ram it

Ram it

We’ll be rocking L.A., so let’s Ram it today. Simply Ram it

Ram it

Barry Redden

Redden here I’m a pumpin’ eyed male

If Eric can’t do it I will and I can

I’m strong as you come, however I have actually got a brain

And stoppin’ me resembles stoppin’ a train

Carl Ekern

I’m Carl E, the General of the D

I make the calls and coach the POUND

This bike’s got design and class

If you come my method I’ll knock you on your ass

Johnnie Johnson

JJ’s my name, frightening

Pass it my method and I’ll see you later on

I fast on the secret, the girls concur

Prior to you understand it they’re Ramming with me

LeRoy Irvin

The Iceman cometh, LeRoy is my name

I cover the corner, interception’s my video game

Rating more than any person else on the D

Cuz I move like a feline as you can see

Eric Dickerson

The people call me Penis rather of Dickerson

I lead the variety, I’m the Rams leading weapon

They state I’m smooth as a runner can be

Even Sweet Taste and the others are talkin’ ’bout me

I like to dance and have a great deal of enjoyable

When it concerns girls, desire a brainy one

However enough about me we here to ram it you see

If you ram it perfect, you can ram all of it night

Chorus

Ram it. If you understand how to Ram it, simply Ram it

We understand how to Ram it

We’ll be rocking L.A., so let’s Ram it today. Simply Ram it

We’re going to Ram it. Simply Ram it. Everyone Ram it

We’ll be rocking L.A., so let’s Ram it today. Simply Ram it

Ram it

If you do it perfect, you can Ram all of it night


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