Things in the Oscars Boodle Bag That Will Make You Not Care That You Weren’t Chosen
About this time every year, the web floods with posts about the outrageous “Everybody Wins” boodle bags talented to the present crop of Oscar candidates. This is not that post. Sure, we ‘d be remiss if we stopped working to acknowledge the artist-crafted stained glass picture or the small-ship trip to the Galapagos. However, there’s a lot of inexpensive and difficult things in the bags too, products that do not rather reach the private-beachfront-villa-in-Greece level. Here’s a few of our preferred “cool … thanks” presents.
Knotty Floss floss
This isn’t your typical Oral-B strings. Really it generally is, other than it’s signed up vegan and costs $1495 a pack.
Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies
Wow, I wagered Bradley Cooper’s never ever had among those.
Soul Shropshire Candle Light
According to journalism release: “A Soul Candle light is a way of life option.”
Mister Poop Plunger
It’s a plunger. However, a plunger developed to appear like the poop emoji (sort of?), however something about its broad smile, bulging eyes, and raised eyebrows is really frightening. And who does not require a reason to consider their preferred star’s stopped up toilet.
Happiest in Los Angeles Tee Shirt
Or, if L.A. does not put a smile on your face, they have 4 other choices– New York City, London, Paris, and Australia. Due to the fact that possibly the candidates will not have time to stop at the airport memento shop next time they head out of town.
Optimum Nutrition Bar
Who does not desire a high-protein, excellent tasting treat? Given, everybody is most likely starving and might utilize this more than a journey to an island occupied by tortoises.
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