Jon Stewart Rescued Two Goats That Were Wandering On The New York City Subway Tracks

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Jon Stewart Rescued Two Goats That Were Wandering On The New York City Subway Tracks

Jon Stewart Rescued Two Goats Wandering On The New York Subway Tracks

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New York’s a weird place, so few locals batted an eye at news today that two stray goats were spotted roaming around subway tracks in Brooklyn. If they got worked up over it, it was only because these two vermin may have made their horrifying daily commute somehow even worse. But it’s how this story ends that makes it a tale worthy of the Big Apple: The goats were eventually rescued by Jon Stewart.

The story began Monday morning, with an atypically light-hearted post from the dreaded MTA’s Twitter account.

A new one for us (we think): Two goats are roaming along the N line tracks in Brooklyn. They’re safe and not currently affecting service, but they are on the run. We’ll keep you posted.

— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) August 20, 2018

The MTA said the goats were okay, scampering about a part of the N line around Fort Hamilton Parkway that’s been under construction all summer. Still, they were too close for comfort to active lines, causing the MTA to delay the subway line for two hours while the NYPD and animal control officers got them to safety. They were shot with tranquilizer darts and carried out of harm’s way.

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